A blonde had a near death experience the
other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse
started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown
off.
With her foot caught in the stirrups, she
fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did
not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing
consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.