Back in the old Wild West, there were two
blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in
the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says,
"I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my
wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an
Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars."
The two blondes looked at each other and
walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while
when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.
The Indian fell off his horse, but landed
seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled
out a knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a
look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says,
"I really think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm
busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave,
take a look at this."
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at
the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.
Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh
. . . my . . . God . . .. we're going to be millionaires!"
