A blonde goes for a job interview in an
office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us
your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers
for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh .. 22!"
The interviewer tries another
straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a
measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the
tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot
two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer
goes for the real basics. "And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name
please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side
for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying,
"Mandy!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at
this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting
on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious,
but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Oh that!," replies the blonde,
"That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to
you...."
