John gets a call from his blonde
girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle,
but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges," she
tells him.
"What's the picture of?" asks
John.
"It's of a big Rooster," replies
Buffy.
"All right," says John,
"I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she
shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to
Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box!"