Judi, a blonde, was bored with driving her
BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She
fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited
her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully
restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later
and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her
long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could
possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a sputter from
the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood and
concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a clue what was wrong. Luckily she had
her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a
bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the
mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?
Judi replied, "Well, it just conked
out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to
work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said.
"What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crap in the
carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How
many times a week do I have to do that?"
