A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he
decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything
about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll
learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married,
and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool,
when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came
back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic
diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went
along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and
started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel
hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were
you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," said the blonde, "I
was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
