A depressed young blonde woman was so
desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
When she went down to the docks, a handsome
young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to
live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around
her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The blonde nodded, 'Yes'. After all,
what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and
a piece of fruit, and they mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search,
she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the
sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," said the
Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
