A blonde, wanting to earn some money,
decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you
charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50
dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint
and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house,
heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes
all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was
standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the
door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he
asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket
for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde
added, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."
