WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD
BE DIFFERENT IF WRITTEN BY
COLLEGE STUDENTS
* The Last Supper would have been eaten the
next morning - cold.
* The Ten Commandments are actually only
five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
* New edition every two years in order to
limit reselling.
* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten
because it wasn't cafeteria food.
* Paul's letter to the Romans becomes
Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
* Reason Cain killed Abel: They were
roommates.
* The place where the end of the world
occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
* Out go the mules, in come the mountain
bikes.
* Reason why Moses and followers walked in
desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
* Instead of God creating the world in six
days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was
due and then pulled an all-nighter.
 
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