WAYS
TO GET THROWN OUT OF CHEMISTRY LAB
* Pretend an electron got stuck in your
ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
* Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a
classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
* Consistently write three atoms of
potassium as 'KKK.'
* Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not
again... not again."
* When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out,
"My eyes!"
* Deny the existence of chemicals.
* Begin pronouncing everything your
immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
* Casually walk to the front of the room
and urinate in a beaker. Especially effective for female students.
* Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment
when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.
* Show up with a 55-gallon drum of
fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
 
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