THE
COLLEGE DICTIONARY
CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin
words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: Area of
study that no longer interest you.
STUDENT ATHLETE:
See "contradiction in terms."
GRADE: Unrealistic
and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
SUMMER SCHOOL: A
viable alternative to a summer job.
QUARTER: The most
coveted form of currency on campus.
HUNGER: Condition
produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
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