YOU
KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
* You consider McDonald's
"real food."
* You actually like doing
laundry at home.
* 4:00 AM is still early
on the weekends.
* It starts getting late
on the weeknights.
* Two miles is not too
far to walk for a party.
* You wear dirty socks
three times in a row and think nothing of it.
* You'd rather clean than
study.
* Half the time you don't
wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
* Computer Solitaire is
more than a game it's a way of life.
* You schedule your classes
around sleep habits and soaps.
* You know the pizza boy
by name.
* You go to sleep when
it's light and get up when it's dark.
* You live for getting
mail. (E-mail included)
* Looking out the window
is a form of entertainment.
* Prank phone calls become
funny again.
* Wal-Mart is the coolest
store.
* World War III could take
place and you'd be clueless.
* You start thinking and
sounding like your roommate.
* Blacklights and highlighters
are the coolest things on earth.
* Rearranging your room
is your favorite pastime.
* You find out milk crates
have so many uses.
* The weekend lasts from
Thursday to Sunday. (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
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