At a local college, there was a dance. A
guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her
a little squeeze and says, "In America, we call this a hug."
She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the
cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss."
She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a kiss too."
Later that evening, after quite a few
drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to screw her, and says, "In
America, we call this a grass sandwich."
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it
a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."