WAYS TO IRRITATE
YOUR PROFESSOR
* Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
* Ask whether the first
chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your
textbook.
* Hold up a piece of paper
that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (at least for the Male profs)
* Address the professor as
"your excellency".
* When the professor turns on
his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
* Relive your Junior High days
by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
* Sit in the front, sniff
suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
* Correct the professor at
least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i
is silent.
* Sit in the front row reading
the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
* Feign an unintelligible
accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become
agitated when the professor can't understand you.
* Wink at the professor every
few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute)
* Every few minutes, take a
sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing
it around the room.
* Start a "wave" in
a large lecture hall.
 
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