A college professor had just finished
explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper
was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable
excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the
student's immediate family.
A wisecracking student in the back of the
classroom waved his hand and spoke up, "But what about extreme sexual
exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in
laughter. When the students finally settled down, the professor gave the student a
long, appraising look. "Well," he responded, "I guess
you'll just have to write with your other hand."
