WHY
GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed
journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the
world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite
limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard
time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for
permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried
to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as
predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told
students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the
class.
14. He expelled his first two students for
learning.
15. Although there were only 10
requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and
usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with
colleagues.
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