A college student was in a philosophy class
which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard
God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched
God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen
God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no
God."
One student thought for a second, and then
asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor
granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our
professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our
professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our
professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to speak,
the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true
that our professor has no brain!"
