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12 EPISODES OF A TV SITCOM STARRING BILL GATES
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12) "Beverly Hills 90210.2" --
Bill is scammed out of his billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the money
restored by Dylan, who somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the
Peach Pit.
11) "Ally McBill" -- When Bill
makes fun of the new attorney's micro-miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest
stars.
10) "The Brady Bunch" -- Marsha
doesn't think her new boyfriend, Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's
lemonade stand out of business.
9) "One's Company" -- Deciding
that less company is best for him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early
retirement.
8) "Petticoat Junction" -- The 3
girls from Hooterville make plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change their
minds when they hear the words "micro" and "soft."
7) "That 70's Show" -- When Bill
gets his first summer job programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
6) "Mork & Mindy" -- Mork's
dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth.
5) "Love Boat" -- The crew
watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming
supertanker USS Justice Department.
4) "Everybody Loves Bill" -- Bill
begins to suspect that people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith,
Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Raye
3) "I Dream of Billy" -- Major
Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I
already own it!"
2) "Billigan's Island" --
Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get the castaways off the island -- but it
keeps crashing!
1) "Family Matters" -- Urkel
imagines what his adult life would be like if he had been born Caucasian.
 
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