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* "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend."

* "You're different. I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."

* "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile but tell me more about yourself."

* "I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited."

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