MALE OR FEMALE?
5 reasons to believe
computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still
clueless.
2. A better model is right around the
corner.
3. They look attractive - until you take
them home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the
rest of the night.
5. In order to get their attention, you
have to turn them on.
5 reasons to believe
computers are female:
1. No one but their creator understands
their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed
to memory.
3. The native language used to communicate
with others of their kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4. The message "bad command or file
name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not
going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one,
you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
 
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