COMPUTER PROVERBS
* Home is where you hang your @.
* The E-mail of the species is more deadly
than the mail.
* A journey of a thousand sites begins with
a single click.
* You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
* C:\ is the root of all directories.
* Don't put all your hypes in one home
page.
* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
* The modem is the message.
* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
* The geek shall inherit the earth.
* A chat has nine lives.
* Don't byte off more than you can view.
* Fax is stranger than fiction.
* What boots up must come down.
* Windows will never cease.
* In Gates we trust.(?)
* Virtual reality is its own reward.
* Modulation in all things.
* A user and his leisure time are soon
parted.
* Know what to expect before you connect.
* Oh, what a tangled website we weave when
first we practice.
* Speed thrills.
* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a
day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
  
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