COMPUTER RESOLUTIONS
YOU WON'T KEEP THIS YEAR
* I will not buy magazines with AOL disks
bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
* I will stop sending email to my roommate.
* I resolve to work with neglected
children...my own.
* I will answer my snail mail with the same
enthusiasm I answer my email.
* When I subscribe to a news group or
mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
* I will stay on the computer as long as I
want. What? OK, dear...I'm coming. Never mind.
* No more downloads from alt.binaries.
* I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard
drive daily...well, once a week...monthly, perhaps...
* I will spend less than one hour a day on
the Net.
* I won't try to get onto the Netscape web
site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.
* When I hear, "Where do you want to
go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
 
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