WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A
MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN
10. Those who have it would be devastated
if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who
don't are somehow made to feel inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that
it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would
like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this
makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose
was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still
think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for
fun most of the time.
4. If you don't apply the appropriate
measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you'll find it
becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is
far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with
it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
 
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