HIGHLIGHTS
OF BILL GATES BIRTHDAY PARTY
* Spirited game of "Pin the tail on
the geek."
* The part where he bought out the
competing birthday party next door.
* The thrilling rumor an actual woman might
show up.
* Employee who decorated cake with trick
candles that can't be blown out? Fired.
* The annual tradition - - drunkest guy in
the room has to cut Bill's hair.
* Leonard Nimoy presenting him with an
autographed Spock ear.
* Instead of blowing out candles, making
vanquished business rivals put them out with their bare hands.
* Kids got to smash piñatas full of
$10,000 bills.
* When he "downloaded" almost 12
bottles of beer before passing out.
* Scoring the free meal at Denny's.
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