I was in the VIP lounge last week en route
to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying
a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with
me but she was running a bit late.
Being a forward type of guy, I approached
Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very
important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick
"hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing
with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked
up at him. He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?"
To which I replied, "Fuck off Gates,
I'm in a meeting."
