Two friends meet in the office of one of
them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new
secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe
it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from
Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If
you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex,
too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding,
right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you
what, you can even borrow her."
So, his friend takes her into the restroom
and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa!
Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell
him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
