One night, a twin-engine puddle jumper was
flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael
Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator
exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with
smoke.
The cockpit door opened, and the pilot
burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and
bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash. The good news is that there are four
parachutes, and I have one of them!"
With that, the pilot threw open the door
and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete and I should have
a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and
hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen,
I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man
should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one
another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a
satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead
of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said,
"Hey, don't worry, your holiness. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my
backpack."
