This is serious ... a "WORK"
virus is on the loose...
If you receive any sort of "work"
at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT
OPEN IT!
The "work" virus has been
circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or
even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to
function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via
e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words,
"I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down to the pub." The "work"
should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully
destroyed.
If you receive "work" in paper
document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit
there. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints.
After repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer
trouble you.
Send this message to everyone in your
mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work"
virus has already corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastard!
