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One day this guy went to the doctor and said,  "Doc, I really feel bad, can you do some tests?"

The doctor did some tests and said,  "I'll call you when they're done and we can talk over the phone, ok?"

The guy said,  "OK," and went home and did his daily routine.

One morning he woke up and the phone rang.  He picked it up and it was the doctor.  The doctor said,  "I've got some good news and some bad news."

The guy said,  "Well, what is the good news?"

The doctor said,  "You have 24 hours to live."

The guy said,  "Well, what's the bad news?"

The doctor said,  "I forgot to call you yesterday."

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