Two guys both have 9:00 a.m. appointments
at a vasectomy clinic. So, a nurse greets them and tells them she has to prep them for
surgery and takes them to a private room.
She tells the first guy to take off his
clothes and sit on an exam table, which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand,
and begins to masturbate him. "Whoa!" he says, "What's going on?"
She replies that it is all standard
procedure, and that she has to ensure that he has no blockages. The guy thinks, "How
bad can it be?"
So he agrees and allows the nurse to finish
her task.
Once done, the nurse tells him to go sit
down, and repeats the instructions to the second guy. When he is up on the exam table, the
nurse gets a big smile on her face, licks her lips, and begins to perform a blow job on
him.
Upon seeing this, the first guy says,
"Hey, what's this? I get jerked off, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first guy and
says, "Sorry, buddy. That's the difference between Blue Cross and HMO!"
