An elderly couple went into a doctor.
They told the doctor, "We're having some trouble with our sex life. Could
you watch and offer some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I'm not a
sex therapist. You should find someone else."
The couple said, "No, no, we
trust you."
After watching them have sex, the doctor
said, "You don't seam to be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was
as good. I can't give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next week and also
the third week. After they had finished on the third week, the doctor
said, "You aren't having any trouble. Is this your idea of kinky
sex?"
The man replied, "No, actually
the problem is if we have sex at my house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at
her house, her husband will catch us. The motel charges us $50, and we can't afford
that. You only charge $35, and Medicare pays half of that."
