"I think I have a problem, Doc,"
says the patient, "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and
concludes the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?" bursts the
patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?"
"You want to die?" asks the
doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, he comes
back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue,
too."
Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to
live, his other testicle must be cut off, too and, again, the man is very reluctant to the
idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the
doc, and the patient has to agree with the operation.
But, about two weeks after he is
testicleless, he returns to the doctor.
"I think something is very wrong with
me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient, the
doc gives him the bad news: if he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, he does
not want to hear about it.
"You want to die?" asks the
doctor.
"But... how do I pee?"
"We'll install an plastic pipe, and
there will be no problem."
So, he has his penis removed, and, a while
after the operation, the unfortunate man enters, again, the doctor's office. He is very
angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned
blue!"
"What?"
"Can you tell me what the hell is
happening!?"
So, the doctor examines the patient more
carefully and says, "Hmmm, I don't know, could it be the dye from your blue
jeans?"
