A doctor had the reputation of helping
couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he
felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he
gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way
home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts.
Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until
you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to
her like a leopard and retrieve the grapes using only your tongue. Then next, ma'am, you
must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make
a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the
doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life
became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that
they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he
would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the
physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news.
"I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good
as it will ever be. I cannot help.
The Greens pleaded with him and said,
"You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor
said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some
apples and a box of cheerios..."
