A middle aged woman goes to the doctor's
and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom,
dimes come out!"
The doctor tells her to relax, go home,
rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
A week later the woman returns and says,
"Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come
out!! What's wrong with me?"
Again the doctor tells her to relax, go
home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
Another week passes and the woman returns
and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the
bathroom, half-dollars come out! What the heck is wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Relax, Relax, you're
just going through your change!
