SIGNS
YOUR DENTIST IS CRAZY
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
- His restrooms are labeled
"Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
- Pumps gas into the waiting room in
advance.
- Does an extensive search for
cavities...dental and body.
- He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
- Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5
dentists surveyed line.
- When you come to from being under the
gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his
office.
- Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
- Has a grindstone in the office for his
tools.
- Insists that a Novocain shot is something
that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
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