I
DON'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR BECAUSE...
If I were a pathologist I'd be in a dead
end job.
If I were a biologist I'd be in jeans all
the time.
Anesthesiology would put me to sleep.
Cell specialists are too cultured for my
taste.
I can't stand podiatry.
I can't see myself as an ophthalmologist.
I'm too old to be a gerontologist.
I would have to be crazy to become a
psychiatrist.
But a friend told me that ontology would
grow on me.
I'm told pediatrics is child's play!
I haven't got the heart to be a
cardiologist.
And they'd see right through me if I went
into radiology.
And I really couldn't face it if I were a
dermatologist.
I haven't got the spine to be a
chiropractor.
I'm not cut out to be a surgeon.
If I weren't such a baby, I'd become a
gynecologist.
It's been drilled into me that I should be
a dentist.
I'd rather be a plumber than a urologist.
If I were a proctologist, I'd have to look
at assholes all day.
 
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