A lady wanted bigger breasts, so she went
to her doctor to get a referral to a plastic surgeon. Her doctor said he would like
her to try an exercise before surgery or drugs, and see how it works first. He stood
up to demonstrate, held his arms straight out to the side, rotated them counterclockwise,
and said, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big
bust."
The doctor had her try it and told her to
do it as often as she can, and to come back in a week.
One week later, she's back at the doctor,
and tells him that it didn't work. The doctor asks her how often she did the
exercise, she says 4-5 times a day. The doctor tells her to do it more, 30 times a
day at least, and asks her to come back in 1 week.
She tries this, performing the exercise
whenever she can.
One day, as she waited to check out at
BestBuy, she started her exercise. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do
this enough, I'll have a big bust."
The man in front of her turns
around, asks if she sees Dr. Johnson.
"Yes, how did you know?" she
queries.
The man faces her, places both hands on his
hips, moves his hips in a circular motion, and says, "Hickory dickory
dock......."
