After a few years of married life, this guy
finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and the
doctor tries a few things, but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him, "This
is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to
the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly
be cured." The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can
cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only
use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor,
"What do I do to make it go down?"
The witch doctor says, "All you have
to say is '1234' and it will no longer be hard. But be warned it will not work again for a
year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is
ready to surprise his wife with the good news. He is lying in bed with her and says,
"123." Suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says, "What
did you say '123' FOR?"
