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THE EYE TEST

A young women visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.

Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?"

Girl: "No."

Doctor: "Can you read the center line?"

Girl: "No."

Doctor: "Can you read the large top line?"

Girl: "No."

Doctor (getting frustrated): "Can you even see the chart?"

Girl: "No."

The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his Johnson out of his pants.

Doctor: "Can you see this?"

Girl: "Of course!"

Doctor: "Well, there's your problem -- you're cock-eyed!"

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