A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work
done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.
"Well," the patient said, "I
live in a trailer camp. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine.I used
to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she would take a
hot dog from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on
it and have a ball. She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under
her trailer and when she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis
up through the hole. She sat down on it and everything was going just great until there
was a knock at the door."
"And then?" said the doctor.
"Aw hell," the patient explained,
"That's when she tried to kick it under the stove."
