A guy is suffering from severe headaches
for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache
specialist by his family doctor.
The doctor asks him what his symptoms are
and he replies, "I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp
and.." He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right
behind the left ear?"
"Yes! Exactly! How did you
know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest
headache specialist, you know. But I, myself, suffered from that same type of
headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This
is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would
squeeze her legs together with all her strength, and the pressure would relieve the
tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know
how it goes."
Two weeks go by and the man is back,
"Well, how do you feel?"
"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel
great! I haven't had a single headache since I started this treatment! I can't
thank you enough. Oh and, by the way, you have a lovely home."
