Ken went into the proctologist's office for
his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that
he would be with him in just a few minutes.
When Ken sat down in the examination room,
he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube
of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
When the doctor came in, Ken said,
"Look Doc, this is my first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know
what the glove is for... but what's the BEER for?"
At this instant, the doctor became
noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and
yelled to his nurse, "Nurse! I said 'a BUTT LIGHT'!!!"