A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for
a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell
me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I
get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you
think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered,
"hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is
possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your
period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker
replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."