NEW
HOSPITAL POLICY
The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling
about it.
The microsurgeons were thinking along the
same vein.
The neurologists thought the administration
had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians stated they were laboring
under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The parasitologists said, "well, if
you encyst."
The pathologists yelled, "over my dead
body!"
The pediatricians said, "grow
up."
The proctologists said, "we are in
arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of
the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through
it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill
to swallow.
The plastic surgeons said, "this puts
a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step
forward.
The D.O.s thought they were being
manipulated.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
And the otologists were deaf to the idea.
The new wing didn't fly!
 
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