A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get
a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a
gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later, when the old man
had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing
great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing
what you said doctor, "Get a hot mama and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say
that! I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!"