Janie went to the doctor complaining of a
sore shoulder. The doctor examined the shoulder and couldn't find anything apparently
wrong. She insisted that it hurt.
"Well, then, let's investigate
further. What did you do last night?"
Janie tells him that her man and her went
out to an old cemetery and read some of the inscriptions off of the tombstones.
"Well, it may have been chilly there
and you caught a muscular cold. Let me make a more thorough examination. Please take off
your clothes."
Janie complies, and he checks her shoulder
more closely. After a few minutes he said, "There doesn't appear to be anything wrong
with your shoulder, but from here it looks like your buttocks have been dead since
1922."
