A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of
an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter appears to
speak with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives.
Doctor: "I have devoted my life
to the sick and needy and have had a part in caring for and healing thousands of
people."
St. Peter: "That's great. Go
ahead in to heaven. And what about you?"
Nurse: "I have supported the
Doctor and his patients my entire life as an adult, etc..."
St. Peter: "Wonderful.
Please proceed in with the Doctor. And what about you?"
HMO Executive: "I was the
president of a very large Health Maintenance Organization and was responsible for the
healthcare of millions of people all over the country."
St. Peter: "Oh, I see. Please go
on in . . . but you can only stay 2 nights!"
