Mr. Jones has an operation on his throat,
so the only way he can get nourishment is to be force-fed with a machine, through the
rectum. After three days of this, Mr. Jones calls for the nurse.
He groans, "Nurse, is there another
one of these machines in the hospital?"
She says, "Yes, sir."
He asks, "Could you roll it in
here?"
She says, "Of course, sir. But
why?"
He grunts, "I want you too have lunch
with me tomorrow."
