A man was experiencing chronic infections
so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision.
When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing around his
hospital bed.
"What's up doc?" he asked
nervously.
"Uh, well......there's been a bit of a
mix-up," admitted his surgeon. "I'm afraid that instead of a circumcision, we
performed a sex-change operation on you. You now have a very nice vagina instead of a
penis."
"What!" gasped the patient.
"You mean I'll never experience another erection?"
"Oh, I'm sure you will,
reassured the doctor, "Only it'll be somebody else's!"