After a complete examination the doctor
tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of
your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're
willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this
treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains,
"What we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant
them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then
says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is
too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was
given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening
for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring
between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the
pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to
the top of the table, grabbed a roll and disappeared from view.
His girl friend was stunned at first but
then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible. Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering,
"Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my butt."
